Next-Gen Spam

Upping the ante, here are some hilarious (IMO) spam subject lines, all of them presented here in all of its “head-up-its-ass” glory. I guess business is slow in the spam-o-sphere, and everyone is just trying harder:

  • WE HAVE JUST CONFIRMED THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED IN THE PAST BY NIGERIANS AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA WANTS TO COMPENSATE YOU (18 of 18)
  • ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE PLEASE CONFIRM NOW………………………..
  • Russian sex workers take over the world!
  • From Pee wee wee wee to Moby Dick
  • I had to tell someone so it might as well be you
  • Be the l1f3 0f th3 party
  • Be sexy for your partner
  • Be s0ft 4 your grrl
  • BATTERY DOOR LIQUIDATION
  • Bulk email not effective?
  • Don’t read this email if not interested!