Next-Gen Spam

Upping the ante, here are some hilarious (IMO) spam subject lines, all of them presented here in all of its “head-up-its-ass” glory. I guess business is slow in the spam-o-sphere, and everyone is just trying harder:

  • WE HAVE JUST CONFIRMED THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED IN THE PAST BY NIGERIANS AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA WANTS TO COMPENSATE YOU (18 of 18)
  • ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE PLEASE CONFIRM NOW………………………..
  • Russian sex workers take over the world!
  • From Pee wee wee wee to Moby Dick
  • I had to tell someone so it might as well be you
  • Be the l1f3 0f th3 party
  • Be sexy for your partner
  • Be s0ft 4 your grrl
  • BATTERY DOOR LIQUIDATION
  • Bulk email not effective?
  • Don’t read this email if not interested!

Spammers R Us

Here is the latest list of the desperation and silliness displayed by spammers to my inbox these days:

  • Stop the Ageing Clock
  • Raise Your Courage and Confidence in Public
  • Andrea sent you an invitation to http://menstrualmigrainesurvey.mobi
  • Fantastic Offer On A Mercedes C180 CGI
  • Have You Ever Been Treated Like A Slime Ball Sales Person?
  • hello
  • Hello
  • hello my friend help me
  • Hello Sir.
  • Hello,
  • HI
  • hi
  • hiro
  • I AM WRITTING TO CONFIRM THE FACT IF YOU ARE (DEAD) OR (ALIVE)???
  • LOAN OFFER AT 3% INTEREST RATE
  • Register and be entered to win cars, trips, homes and discounts … Good Luck
  • Remain bless in the Lord.
  • This house has a huge garage for you (try 20 cars)
  • THIS IS MY LAST WISH.
  • Trade your city
  • Burdens are Pumping Up the Volume!
  • $100k for MERCILESSLY KILLING FBI, CIA and NSA AGENTS like FUCKING PIGS
  • 7 Reasons to Keep Jesus out of His Church
  • Another future on the side
  • Are you looking for additional income online?
  • Are you serious about making money?
  • Are you tense?
  • Are you a music producer?
  • bitchkitty
  • Bring funk to your lineup
  • Caffeine Extract removes Cellulite
  • Can the church save Occupy Wall Street?
  • Dangerous Abuse of Bible Translations
  • Do you need any kind of loan?
  • Final week for The Hit Play God of Carnage
  • I am Mrs Bolten, diagnosed of cancer,I DONATE USD$10 Million to YOU
  • I thought you loved me – and you?
  • I write this email to you on my sick bed
  • Important Dawnload
  • Is Your Eye Care Practice Missing Something?
  • extremely urgent. we cannot change the deadline
  • we have restricted access to your account
  • We received your tax return
  • Where is my man?
  • Will Obama stop this assault on God’s creation?
  • How would you like to have your ad on 2 Million Websites?